Unholy Night
From best-selling vibrators to penis rings, these sex toys will bring more joy to their world
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Sure, it’s sweet and wholesome to spend Christmas with your family gathered around the tree, sipping cocoa, and tearing into presents together. Uncle Bob got a new bathrobe. Your sister finally unwrapped that Sabrina Carpenter vinyl she’s been hinting about since its release. Heartwarming stuff. But you know what’s even better than that? NSFPP (Not Suitable for Parents Presents). Also known as: sex toys.
Yes, the classic partner gifts — jewelry, cologne, cashmere sweaters — are always nice to find stuffed in your stocking. But you know what’s even more thoughtful? A top-rated sex toy for some extra bedroom cheer. From O-rings to vibrators, we’ve rounded up the best sex toy gifts that will ensure Santa Claus cums to town.
Prices start around $50 for accessories and go up to about $200 for the more high-tech options, and yes, that does include a crystal dildo. These gifts are perfect for couples (or, honestly, yourself), because they keep on giving. A new jacket might pill after a year, but an orgasm? Timeless.
The Best Sex Toy Gifts 2025
Grab one of our favorite sex-toy gifts below, and have yourself a holly, jolly, clit-mas. Just a heads up: with Christmas fast approaching, shipping cutoffs are looming (most hit by the end of the week), so don’t wait too long.
for her
Womanizer Vibe
All they want for Christmas is to cum, and this Womanizer vibe is ready to deliver. According to the brand, it features ten vibration settings, operates quietly and discreetly, and comes with a five-year warranty.
for couples
We-Vibe Sync 2
Oh, HOOO-ly orgasm. This one’s for couples who want to see the stars shining brightly — the kind that appear after a truly mind-blowing climax. Designed for dual play, it’s meant to be used during penetration so both partners can enjoy every good vibration.
for him
Lovehoney Arcwave Male Masturbator
Jingle his bells — well, technically his shaft — with this male masturbator. It boasts multiple 4.8-star reviews and offers a 60-minute runtime with ten different settings.
for her
Le Wand Rechargeable Vibrating Massager
If your parents come over for Christmas dinner and this is still sitting under the tree, you can confidently claim it’s the back massager you’ve been asking for. Powerful, ergonomic, and currently on sale, it checks every box a “massage device” should.
for couples
B-Vibe Remote Control Rimming P-Spot Plug
It’s officially the most wonderful time of the year to invest in a butt plug. Designed for all genders, this anal stimulator ships fast, arrives in discreet, label-free packaging, according to the brand, and includes a charger — so you can practice all season long.
for couples
Lovesense Lush 4 G-Spot Vibrator
Get them rocking around your Christmas G (spot) with an app-controlled vibrator. Perfect for an orgasm wherever you go, even if that includes the holiday party later. Not necessarily encouraged, but a great way to keep the Christmas cheer going.
for her
Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Vibrator
One of the most high-tech sex toy brands out there, Lelo makes products for anyone, whether you’re on the naughty or nice list. The company’s double sonic vibrator is currently on sale for more than 30% off, and according to the site, “targets both the A-spot (one of the deepest parts of the cervix) and G-spot.”
for him
Adam & Eve Vibrating C-Ring
We don’t know for sure, but after mommy was seen kissing Santa Claus, maybe she put this cock ring on him next. It vibrates, can be used together, and is waterproof, so you can take the action to the shower if underneath the mistletoe is too crowded.
for her
Womanizer Peach Toy Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator
Sure, this is shaped as a peach and not figgy pudding, but we still think Lovehoney’s clitoral stimulator makes a great Christmas gift. It’s less than $70, can arrive by the next day, and is made without latex for the more sensitive users.
for her
Chakrubs Heart Curve
Chakrubs is a crystal-based sex toy brand (yes, you heard that right), and this rose quartz dildo is one of their star products. It’s a tantric take on traditional sex toys that makes a unique and personal gift.
for couples
Dominix Deluxe Leather Wrist Cuffs
Presents aren’t the only thing that should be all tied up this year; it’s also you. These high-quality cuffs are great for the couple who wants to add a little holiday spice to their bedroom, and the brand also notes that they are set to arrive before Christmas Eve.
for couples
The Nue Co. US Phermone Fragrance
You know how Santa’s reindeer can’t resist special reindeer food? This pheromone spray works in a similar way, but instead of attracting Dasher, Dancer, or Prancer, it draws in your partner. Infused with notes of fruit and spice, it’s sure to spark a little extra magic. Plus, with FWRD’s two-day shipping, you can get it faster than a flying sleigh delivery.
